BRENDAN SCHWARTZ

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Brendan says

Putney, VT?

■ 6 months ago

I am eating a spicy catfish sandwich from Baoguette. This is delicious.

■ 7 months ago

Purchased a tux this weekend.

■ 7 months ago

Tried horned melon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... for the first time today. What a strange supermarket impulse buy.

■ 7 months ago

Purchased some new denim this weekend. Levi's 511s. So far so good.

■ 8 months ago

@Tomato: Haha yeah. Almost as popular too.

■ 10 months ago

At SXSW.

■ 11 months ago

"GhostWhite". That just made my day.

■ 11 months ago

brendanschwartzcom. now with even more colors!

■ 11 months ago

Good point about the changing colors. I'll try to fix that when I get a moment. Heroku (http://heroku.com) is a good home for web applications.

■ about 1 year ago

BrendanSchwartz.com -- now hosted on Heroku proper.

■ about 1 year ago

@orange Haha, yes, I promise I will. Once the sun sets I shall post it.

■ about 1 year ago

I'm currently in the office. Beware of ice!

■ about 1 year ago

@blue Something about Round 1 Face 9 really kills me.

■ about 1 year ago

After 3 years of loyal service my 700M is barely functioning. I'm writing this from a new MacBook. Yes.

■ about 1 year ago

Working from home this morning. It's funny how I seem to only post here when I'm not in the office.

■ about 1 year ago

Back at 29 Broadway for a few days. The internet is extremely fast here.

■ about 1 year ago

Where in the world is Abigail Beckenstein?

■ about 1 year ago

Playing drinking games with the British.

■ about 1 year ago

At the airport in Zagreb. Hvala.

■ about 1 year ago

I am currently over-caffeinated.

■ about 1 year ago

From my mother: "My plan is to learn how to knit socks. I have other plans, too..."

■ about 1 year ago

So so right: http://currentconfig.com/arch...

■ about 1 year ago

Working at 29 Broadway in Manhattan for the day.

■ about 1 year ago

The fly trap has been an overwhelming success and office morale has been restored.

■ about 1 year ago

I just made a fruit fly trap with a paper funnel, a Peet's coffee cup, and some overripe apple slices.

■ about 1 year ago

My new Havaianas have arrived. Seeing my old pair side-by-side the new is pretty funny -- the old ones are hugely faded and about a quarter inch thinner.

■ about 1 year ago

Drinking a Starbucks' iced coffee. It's been a long time since I've had Starbucks, with this Peet's here and all.

■ about 1 year ago

My pleasure. Thanks for making it a breeze to add.

■ about 1 year ago

Came in to the office over the weekend and found out the Polycom is broken again. My oh my, where's that screwdriver at?

■ about 1 year ago

You say

this is neat.

■ Tomato 8 days ago

booooring

■ Bisque 2 months ago

cool

■ LightBlue 2 months ago

fuck you

■ PaleGreen 3 months ago

swordfish smiling on saltines

■ DarkSalmon 5 months ago

Putney School?

■ RosyBrown 6 months ago

selling a motorcycle?

■ RosyBrown 6 months ago

oh my stars I think I have a crush

■ Peru 8 months ago

Hello Grandson. We are looking at your web site from our house in Florida.

■ LightBlue 9 months ago

i just tweeted your twat

■ Silver 10 months ago

Wow, you have your own twitter app? ;)

■ Tomato 10 months ago

ditto (well actually it made my day four days ago). didnt wanna be a loser and comment *again* about the colors. haha

■ DarkOrange 11 months ago

the differentiation b.w dark blue and midnight blue is clutch. what color will i get?!?!

■ GhostWhite 11 months ago

Future blogging will take place without keys or fingers.

■ RosyBrown 12 months ago

i dont like that all the colors / comment are changing. now @orange is @purple, and soon it will be @lt purple. whats heroku?

■ Magenta about 1 year ago

@ orange - wheres yours lady / mr?

■ OliveDrab about 1 year ago

oh my god. best ugly face ever. i actually DIDN'T recognize you, you handsome fella

■ LightBlue about 1 year ago

likin your uggo face. hardly recognized ya.

■ MidnightBlue about 1 year ago

can you please post your ugly face now.

■ DarkBlue about 1 year ago

brendan schwartz is the nicest guy ive ever met and the best photographer of mac n cheese in the boston area.

■ DarkBlue about 1 year ago

ugly face contest!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/... rules: http://www.flickr.com/people/... wheres yours bschwa?

■ Snow about 1 year ago

So I see iPhone Allows posts to your site. If only ihad one...

■ Peru about 1 year ago

Take the castle by force or by feminism

■ Chocolate about 1 year ago

now i have mr.jones stuck in my head. "mr.bonez and me blahblahblah blah, blah blah blah. blaaaah blah blah." yea those are the only words i know. THANKS A LOT MISTER FUCKING BONES. haha. jk lol but i do have that song in my head now. and IVE HAD WAY TOO MUCH COFFEEEEEEEE

■ MediumSeaGreen about 1 year ago

update photo

■ PaleTurquoise about 1 year ago

im kinda like carmen sandiego. catch me if you can.

■ Green about 1 year ago

schwartz it up

■ PaleTurquoise about 1 year ago

four score and almost seven days ago... we baracked the vote

■ AquaMarine about 1 year ago

this dudes baller http://www.eatock.com/ check the alarm dance vids

■ DarkRed about 1 year ago

wow, looks like someone was brendanschwartzing drunk last night...

■ DarkRed about 1 year ago

his abdn abandoned him, but he refused to give up. he four two other suckers to join his "band"

■ DarkSalmon about 1 year ago

"one, two...one, two, three, four!"

■ DarkSalmon about 1 year ago

she did it. she pulled the plug

■ DarkSalmon about 1 year ago

nice work on the capsize elastic IP address support!

■ PowderBlue about 1 year ago

I thought you were someone else on twitter. Glad I found you this is cool!

■ SkyBlue about 1 year ago